Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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