Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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