your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its not stalking. its research.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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