He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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