I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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