I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
