I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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