so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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