Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I just found puke in my bra..
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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