so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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