please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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