Whod you bang
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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