i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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