life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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