i think i have herpe
just one?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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