from now on my penis is your penis
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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