Girls should come with a carfax report
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
