did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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