Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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