You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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