9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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