my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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