Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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