It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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