Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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