You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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