today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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