how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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