Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.