he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
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there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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