Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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