I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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