Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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