Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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