Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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