I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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