I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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