Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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