I need help removing her.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
NoShamevember. You game?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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