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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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