Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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