ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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In other news, I just burned my penis
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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