Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He? As in you personified your dick?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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