So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Randomize
