Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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