Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
