Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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