Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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