i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We got so high we made milksteak
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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