I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
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I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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