Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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