Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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