We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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