Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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