whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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